Kickstarter Launching on Tuesday 11th June - 8am PT / 5pm CET
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The riDICKulous game where the biggest bottoms finish on top
"The Dick Sits" is quite possibly the most outrageous card game ever! Are you ready to embark on a horny and insatiable adventure as a BUTT? Given the holy quest to become the ultimate conqueror by sitting on all the DICKS in the land.. Earn your position at the top by stretching your hole to the maximum and sitting on more than your fellow players!
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Ease your friends into a gaming session for Gamers and Non-Gamers alike
Tired of repeated of unsuccessful sitting attempts (at playing games)? "The Dick Sits" is the answer to all your problems! With a tiny rulebook and a huge table-presence, you'll be discovering and straddling dicks in no time.
The Artwork: The Sauciest Delights for your Gaming Pleasure
I bet you didn't think you could host a gaming night with your friends whilst filling the table with the cutest selection of cartoon dicks and butts!
Take one of the cheeky butts to play as and admire throughout your journey, leveling up with each successful sit to achieve the biggest stretch you've ever seen.
But(t) don't forget the sits themselves are adorable dicks, each with their own unique spunky personality just bursting at the balls to meet you!
All of this is topped off with a drawer deck containing an impressive selection of toys and gadgets you'd find in our bedside drawers.
Gameplay
How to play
Draw a random Dick from the Dick Deck to sit on and check it's DICKficulty!
Drop the dice into the Glory Hole and all players can use Drawer Cards to make it easier or HARDer!
Add it all up including your own stretch value to beat the DICKficulty and win the dick. Most dicks at the end wins the game!
The Naughtiest Theme you've ever Seen
A gallon of playful. A bucketload of raunchy. Oodles of humor. That's the recipe we've followed making this game.
We've broken away from traditional themes with an in-your-face sexual humor that is both respectful and entertaining.
"The Dick Sits" lets you have fun with taboo subjects, bringing round after round of laughter and joy whilst you revel in the naughtiness of it all.
A Party Favorite: Quick, Engaging Gameplay
Keep the party going with a fast-paced, entertaining card game that's perfect for any gathering.
Enjoy a game that can be played in just 15-25 minutes, keeping the energy high and the fun flowing.
With simple mechanics and no player elimination, "The Dick Sits" ensures everyone stays involved and entertained throughout the game.
Edging for a Bonus?
We're Launching Soon. Get the bonus "bodily functions" expansion by signing up now!